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# That pigeon's growing.
He'll shit on your car something wicked.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:44, archived)
#
It IS meant to be a giant pigeon, as per www.sodall.co.uk/image2.gif
It's just that the previous pigeons were normal-sized pigeons which were working for the giant ones....

*excuse
(it's not as though I can't be arsed to find more pics of pigeons and I use the same one again and again, for both giant and normal sized purposes...)
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:46, archived)
# You will always know that when a bird shits on your windshield
it is time to dump her and move on.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:47, archived)
# Badum-tsch
Did you see that 'Never mind the buzzcocks' where Jupitus was on about women who shit in your headphones?
*class
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:48, archived)
# I'm afraid I must have missed that one
I've not seen many of them actually, which is odd as I love Bill Bailley ( Used to live next door to him and his tortoise in Hammersmith ) but never get thrilled over buzzcocks. I'm more of a QI man these days.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:50, archived)
# aah,
don't watch QI as I can't abide Stephen Fry...
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:51, archived)
# I don't mind the plump old turd burglar.
I'm always impressed by people who are intelligent without being boring. I think he is actually one of our better comedians today simply because he uses his intelligence to cretae a funny story rather than resorting to the usual base humour that is popular today.

In other news. Also mad as a box of frogs but very funny is the new black comecy/drama 'funland' that has been on BBC3 recently.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:57, archived)
# Not seen that,
I'm still waiting for Monkey Dust to come back...
and Spaced...
and Top Gear...

EDIT: All these programs sound like they are about drugs!!
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 4:01, archived)
# Monkey Dust
and Top Gear I never missed. I make myself do with fifth gear and futurama re-runs ( and now that family guy and American Dad are on Beeb 2 helps )
But Spaced? I can't really remember watching more than one episode. Not for me I'm afraid. I'm funny. Hated the office ( because of Gervais ) yet like 'extras' ( but not because of Gervais ) Liked Little Britain a lot ( but now it's been repeated to death I dread it coming on )
I'm just a fussy bugger, but I like my comedy to at least make me think ( a la Q.I. ) and not just try and hit me in the crotch with stupid knob jokes ( a la 'two pints of lagerr.....)
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 4:07, archived)
# Also fussy...
Can't stand Little Britain whatsoever, in fact I find it rather offensive
Sick to death of the Simpsons, the writers have run dry- there's only so many stupid things Homer can do, only so much pretentious twaddle Lisa can come out with etc etc
Futurama, however = goddam ace
Like Two Pints, despite myself
Liked The Office, think Gervais is great, but only in that kind of role

EDIT: and 'Friends' can fuck off
(, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 4:12, archived)