The guineapig moves for no man!
Some nice carrots maybe... or some hay in which to pee and sleep... or if there's a cat around...
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Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!,
Wed 2 Nov 2005, 22:15,
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If there's a cat around
Then it's party time, biiiiiiiiiiiiatch
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bogus official shove it up your cunt,
Wed 2 Nov 2005, 22:21,
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