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# Jack your Thread
Um, does anyone want to sign up for a Learndirect course at the City of Bristol college and boost some of our student figures?

They're very good

*lies through his teeth*
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 9:31, archived)
# I actually get to answer a phone saying
'Hello Learndirect' Like the bloke from Absolutely does. Thats make me offically cool...
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 9:32, archived)
# No?
well fine, although don't come crying to me when you need to use Powerpoint, Frontpage or Excel and can't coz you turned down to oppertunity to learn from home, at work or at college in your own time at your own pace... for free!
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 9:38, archived)
# I want to kill
the man from the LearnDirect advert.

And I live in London.

But thanks anyway :) I'll sign up and not turn up if I don't have to pay.
(Amerella, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 9:41, archived)
# I want to kill him too
Perhaps somebody will...

Bwahahahahahahahaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 9:45, archived)
# We could probly employ
Matazone and his high calibre rifle, once he's finished with the Pope...
(Amerella, Thu 5 Dec 2002, 9:57, archived)