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# Take it from me,
she does!

And very endearing it is too.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:34, archived)
# apart from when she calls you a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:39, archived)
# well true,
but then she never just calls me a cunt, it's usually more along the lines of "that fucking cunt Ptolemy's a fucking cunting fuck and I'm never letting him near my Mini the fucking cunt oh and I was thinking of wearing a beret to the next bash but not if that fucking cunting fuck Ptolemy's fucking going..."
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:44, archived)
# I've gone off the beret idea, I think.
It was a late-night lemsip-induced whim.
Everyone must be vetted to get in my car, ever since Yeknom stepped dogshit into it.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:46, archived)
# It's how I say it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:44, archived)