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I am drink too

whell dun I larves yoo

(its a bloody shambles, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 2:18, archived)

no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

no no no, I luuuuuuuuuuufffffffes you mores

(moff is where the love is the day my computer said.... Hello., Sun 8 Jan 2006, 2:24, archived)

Night dearest, off to bed

to caress my bottle of port.

(its a bloody shambles, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 2:27, archived)

sharumba

port, port, port.

(moff is where the love is the day my computer said.... Hello., Sun 8 Jan 2006, 2:29, archived)

I have a huge pe...

I mean... ahhhm drunke tu!

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 2:24, archived)

by all means have a huge pee

but undo your flies first, otherwise it'll be trouser washing time

(moff is where the love is the day my computer said.... Hello., Sun 8 Jan 2006, 2:26, archived)

hold on,

where the fuck are my toe-nail clippers?

(moff is where the love is the day my computer said.... Hello., Sun 8 Jan 2006, 2:32, archived)