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# Thanks for your words
It's taken an age
To find a reply
Just right for this page

We must almost be taking
A meg with this thread
The poor little server
Will be doing it's head

They'll have to get Cal in
He'll be really pissed
When he has to put our bit
On a brand new hard disk

And no-one joined in
I'm glad you did ask
They've probably known
They won't match our class

I've been scratching my head
And banging my desk
To find some new rhymes
To put to the test

To see if they're working
To see if they flow
Coz Bud set the challenge
And on I must go

We talked about cooking
We talked about memes
We talked of Buds bottom
(To lower the scenes)

We bought in a furtive
The sly so and so
Bud mentioned the feat
I mentioned the Quo

I tried to reply right
The way that I should
But my 'Arrrgh! The fear' verses
Were not all that good

We leap-froged each other
Six seven eight nine
The length of the poems
Got longer each time

Over a dozen's
A hard act to top
I've run out of words
My brains gone to pot

But AH! Inspiration
There's one final theme
A poetry front page
Oh what a dream!

One of these stanzas
On the front bit
(But with the length of my writing
I'd probably be hit)

To load up the front page
And it scrolls off the bottom
The mood of the people
Be probably rotten

The name Bud and K3rry
Be dragged through the mud
Their poem reviews
Will all just say 'crud'

I'm glad this is bookmarked
In my Favourites file
To find it again
Would take quite a while

As we must be only
The two people who visit
This poems now history
Or then maybe, well, is it?

Beat 20 and I'll concede chap...
(, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 21:08, archived)