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# I take offence
and a few shrubs too.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:43, archived)
# A SHUBBERY!!!
nii!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:46, archived)
# Funny* story.
Whenever I did something mildy naughty growing up, my dad would always say, "That's a smacking offence, that is."

However, it took me until I was 18 to find out he was saying that. Until then, I always heard, "That's a smack in a fence, that is" and I always pictured him going out into the back garden and whacking the fence. Often wondered how it related to me being naughty.

I have another story about my dad when I was growing up, but I think the NSPCC check the board.

*It isn't.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:47, archived)
# heh heh!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:53, archived)
# Aw
Thanks for the sympathy laugh!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:58, archived)