I dreamt I had a half-eaten Mars bar
wrapped up in a polythene bag last night.
I kept trying to get rid of it but never managed to. It never occured to me to try to eat it, though.
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Comma,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:12,
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*insert obvious sex joke here*
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mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:13,
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I'm going to stick a Snickers up your jap's eye.
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Comma,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:14,
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