I made Mrs Bingo laugh today.
I was running after her shouting 'I'm going to kick you up the Daniels'.
She replied 'WTF?ROFL!!one!'
I said 'I'm going to boot you up your wee irritating baldy fucking cunt of an arsehole.'
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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sat 18 Mar 2006, 19:19,
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