If she's not available I can hook you up with current world champion Fernando Alonso
Surely there's not a man alive who could resist that slightly gimpish on-and-off facial hair and bad sun glasses?
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Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!,
Thu 4 May 2006, 20:17,
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had Pete Sampras
learned the hard way that hairy monkeymen are too rough in bed
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Reckless_Rik,
Thu 4 May 2006, 20:26,
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Fair enough
I'll phone him and tell him the date's off, though he doesn't take rejection too well.
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Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!,
Thu 4 May 2006, 20:30,
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