All your friend needs is an empty
Pringles tube.
And another few feet in height.
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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Fri 5 May 2006, 21:59,
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so not just me thinking
"a little short to be a stormtrooper"
even though he's clearly not a stormtrooper and is Mr Chokeyneck vaderkins
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discomeats This canoe,
Fri 5 May 2006, 22:03,
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