Answer
1. The snail got stepped on halfway up
2. Fucksocks
3. Furtive, because.
4. (T = trousers) Y=4X+3 = T+93*Pi(e)
5. 17Mph
6. A greeting refering to the chain of holidays near the end of the year. I myself prefer Merry Whatever.
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techsmurf,
Tue 24 Dec 2002, 17:07,
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