'You may not see it, but that is one ugly panda bitch!'Similtaniously reminded me of a Robin Williams sketch about why pandas don't mate (see above) and a SomethingAwful story about working at a chinese restaurant: One of the waters was dating the boss' daughter, who had gotten breast implants for her birthday. They were nice to look at, he's reported to the other staff, but if you actually touched them... not fun at all.
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