Please remove child before putting in washing machine.
Although you don't have to - if you're stupid enough to do it, we don't really want your offspring roaming the planet anyway.
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jaldo_dron a delicate balance,
Thu 10 Aug 2006, 16:52,
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pfft, you see that thing on the news about the fireman in the tumble dryer?
made me laugh
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Bamboo Steamer,
Thu 10 Aug 2006, 16:54,
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