She's Keith Allen's daughter?
Oh, she is common then.
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Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:43,
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Bred by Keith Allen.
Raised by Harry Enfield.
She never stood a chance.
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Fri 11 Aug 2006, 17:47,
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God
I'd have had a paracetavodka smoothie by now if I were her. Harry Enfield makes me want to stab things in the eye.
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