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# Your favourite popstar is in town:
Do you:

A) Try and get a ticket, if not never mind.

B) Camp outside the concert hall for 3 days and then burst into tears and try to kill yourself when he doesn't realise his destiny and fall in love with you at first site.
(, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:02, archived)
# Another
Upon your ex telling you things aren't working out, do you:

a) actually listen to what he's saying before storming off and making wild assumptions.

B) storm off

C) Tell him you're going to kill yourself, storm off, get pissed and coked up, throw his laptop out into the street while its pissing it down, and then make a series of wild assumptions and decide that the only reason he could have possibly done this to you wan't because you were a psycho hose beast, but because, obviously, he must still be in love with his girlfriend from 4 years ago.

Its obviously the third one isn't it?

God I know how to pick 'em...
(, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:11, archived)
# Ah, Charlie,
the greatest aid to relationship rationality ever invented.
(, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:27, archived)
# ahhh yes
Cocaine,.. the Native American's gift to the white man for what he did to them.
(, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:46, archived)