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# Are you a bunny boiler?
Me & my girlfriend are writing a web quiz called 'Are you a bunny boilder?' Has anybody got any examples of bunny boiling behaviour? I want to SUCK IDEAS FROM YOUR FLESHY BRAINS.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:38, archived)
# could try
do you boil bunnies?
(a) Yes
(b) No
(I helped save b3ta! nyarlathotep, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:41, archived)
# you could ask if anyone is stupid enough
to spend HOURS making a website dedicated to fast food containing bunnies as the main ingredient.
curses. I am a bunny boiler. And frier infact.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:44, archived)
# ooh ooh ooh
how about, phoning your ex up (after you dumped them) at 2 in the morning, and on being told that your ex has her new boyfriend with her, proceeding nonetheless to tell her for 3 hours straight that you can't live without her. Including trembly voice and threats of violence.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:47, archived)
# there's experience there
isnt there...
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:49, archived)
# How about
Do you check your husbands/boyfriends pockets and/or wallet for telephone numbers and/or receipts and ask for an explanation of everything
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:45, archived)
# how about
turning up at 1am 2 months after you broke up, demanding the money back that she spent on holiday with you, the holiday that you went on 6 months!! before you broke up?

Happened to my ex-flat mate, but he was a cunt.

-David
(HoTWire, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:44, archived)
# Heres a few...
After you have split up with your partner, do you still insist on trying to be everywhere they are, and trying to stop them from pulling others by giving evil stares?

Not that my ex has been doing this to me for the last 3 weeks...

Actually theres another question -

q. are you Slackers Ex?

yes - you're a bunny boiler

no - answer the other questions you still could be...
(Slacker, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:44, archived)
# Farmers
gratuitously shoot and boil bunnies. Sometimes they don't even bother shooting them, they just sneak up on them and catch them to boil them alive.
Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:45, archived)
# Not possibly.
I'm sure they do.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:48, archived)
# Bastards
.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:51, archived)
# Do you speak incessantly
of children and marriage after only 2 weeks going out?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:51, archived)
# that's a classic, that is.
Waking up, wiping the beer goggles from your eyes, and looking at them gazing down on you, saying "I love you..."
AAAAAAAAAARGH! RUN FOR THE HILLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:55, archived)
# do you mention
the ohrase 'soul mate' after approximately 3 weeks of going out? Do you use that ohrase ever when going out?
(hazey, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:00, archived)
# What is the longest you've ever stared at someone whilst grinning?
a) Less than a minute
b) About 5 minutes
c) 17 days.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:53, archived)
# Hmmm
Do you sit at home when you get dumped, drinking yourself stupid while crying and bitching about your ex, then phone them up and launch a rally of abuse when it was your fault in the first place?

yes - BUNNY BOLIER

I have a feeling I may post a lot of these :op
(Slacker, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:54, archived)
# i get the feeling
yourself and i must attract the bunny boiler types. you seem to have spookily accurate renditions of some of my previous incidents. I suppose someones gotta fill the role, on the front line...
(hazey, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:05, archived)
# i'm worried now
me & my boyf split up for a week a few months ago, during which time we both pulled other people. and i got the girl's mobile number and sent her abusive text messages. but he did give me the number and permission to send them. am i a bunny boiler?? :S
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:55, archived)
# I think I probably was one about 3 years ago
you certainly couldn't put me and my ex drunk in the same room without expecting tears, breakages and me not remembering a fucking thing the next day.

Now we get round the problem (this is three years on and two years into my next relationship, mind) by him still not talking to me :)
(Amerella, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:01, archived)
# Yes
you are
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:01, archived)
# oh god
i've used the phrase "soul-mate" too.. is there no hope for me??
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:03, archived)
# *KLAXONS*
Find them immediately and ELLIMINATE them. its for the good of humanity. Only kidding, im sure youre not a bunny boiler at all. you're not going to us all in a gruesome way now are you?
(hazey, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:06, archived)
# erm.. no, i wouldnt dream of it..
*hides flamethrower behind back*
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:10, archived)
# moses
ermmm, i never said anything, honest, it was all those other people. i wouldnt dream of calling you a bunny boiler. at least kill me quickly.....*sniff*....
(hazey, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:23, archived)
# No
none
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:07, archived)
# Well, if that permission
was imagined, then yes. Yes you are
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:02, archived)
# well, no
she turned out to be psychotic and imagined she was in a relationship with him, and he was only too happy to give me her number and permission to insult her. so i guess she was more of one than me..? *desperately trying to cling to non-bunny-boilerness*
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:05, archived)
# take the test
you could well be. although the permission thing takes the edge of it.....
(hazey, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:02, archived)
# hmmm
I think bunny boiler only applies if you're sending those messages to your ex, not someone that your ex pulled.

I don't know, I could be wrong...

dictionary definition of bunny boiler anyone?
(Slacker, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:06, archived)
# actually, he's more of one than me
i bumped into him the night i pulled someone else, and he was extremely pissed and proceeded to scream abuse at me, accuse me of cheating on him, slap me in the face and push me in a bush.. :s
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:14, archived)
# hehe
another classic there. pushing into a bush, a stroke of genius....
(hazey, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:25, archived)
# well,
at least we can laugh about it now...
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 12:24, archived)
# No means
a) No
b) Yes
c) I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 10:58, archived)
# How about
"On splitting up with your ex, do you:

a: Think "Oh well and get on with life"

b: Throw all the things you have that are his or he gave to you through his bedroom window without opening.
(james, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:00, archived)
# Or...
You split up with your boyfriend. You never approved of his chemical daliances and decide that you are worried abouthim, post relationship. Do you:

a) Realise that he'll probably grow up, settle down and become sensible with time.

b) Phone his parents and express your concern.

Cow.
(james, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:17, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha !
It's funny 'cause it's true and has almost happened to me twice.
(I helped save b3ta! blah, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:21, archived)
# Thank god I'd left home
so they couldn't ground me for a century.
(james, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:23, archived)
# Ah...
... I haven't yet.. I'm I walking a dangerous tightrope. :)
(I helped save b3ta! blah, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:27, archived)
# Move out,
or develop an undiscoverable hiding place.
(james, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:30, archived)
# I am moving out...
... but I'm trying to buy a half decent gaff.
(I helped save b3ta! blah, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:32, archived)
# No way!!!!
that is VERY close to the truth. mind you, I was right little monkey at the time...
(frithy, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:36, archived)
# After a 1-night stand, do you
a) resolve never to do that again.
b) step out of the house whistling a jaunty tune, having finally got some.
c) find out her address and follow her to her parent's house, to declare undying love on their doorstep.
Yes, C did actually happen to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:00, archived)
# I like that one
.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:05, archived)
# hehe,
i like that one, most impressive work there. And i thought id had some fruity numbers in the past, thats a peach :)
(hazey, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:10, archived)
# what do you do
to them?
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:15, archived)
# None of those people
are me, by the way. Just thought I should make that clear.
(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:21, archived)
# not yet
anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:22, archived)
# Not ever
.
(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:29, archived)
# yes,
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:31, archived)
# Quite alright.
Don't worry about it.
(tomsk, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:38, archived)
# well, I removed them from the house,
explained that I was prepared to be friends, and when they said "I can't be friends with you, I love you too much" I snapped and told them to piss off.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:51, archived)
# You shouldn't be...
... so ridiculously desirable then should you :)
(I helped save b3ta! blah, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:23, archived)
# It's
a hard thing to live with.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:53, archived)
# Your favourite popstar is in town:
Do you:

A) Try and get a ticket, if not never mind.

B) Camp outside the concert hall for 3 days and then burst into tears and try to kill yourself when he doesn't realise his destiny and fall in love with you at first site.
(james, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:02, archived)
# Another
Upon your ex telling you things aren't working out, do you:

a) actually listen to what he's saying before storming off and making wild assumptions.

B) storm off

C) Tell him you're going to kill yourself, storm off, get pissed and coked up, throw his laptop out into the street while its pissing it down, and then make a series of wild assumptions and decide that the only reason he could have possibly done this to you wan't because you were a psycho hose beast, but because, obviously, he must still be in love with his girlfriend from 4 years ago.

Its obviously the third one isn't it?

God I know how to pick 'em...
(Slacker, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:11, archived)
# Ah, Charlie,
the greatest aid to relationship rationality ever invented.
(james, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:27, archived)
# ahhh yes
Cocaine,.. the Native American's gift to the white man for what he did to them.
(HoTWire, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:46, archived)
# Circumstances force you to move
200 miles away from your most desired person who is engaged to be married and has outlined his disinterest in detail. 6 months later, he pops up on MSN messenger after accidentally unblocking the wrong person. Your response time is

a) Nothing - You do not respond. There is obviously no chance of a relationship.
b) 10 minutes, only after waiting to see if he will contact you.
c) 35 milliseconds or less - He obviously wants you and wants you badly.
d) 25 milliseconds by phone, hoping desperately that he hasn't changed his number again.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:08, archived)
# Have you ever
A) had a court restraining order given to you.
B) Had the police called to you when you were only trying to talk.
C) Had the object of yourr affection emmigrate to the other side of the world?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:09, archived)
# FHM did this
a few month ago - I think.
(I helped save b3ta! blah, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:19, archived)
# everything's been done before
fuck 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:23, archived)
# You want me to find the...
.. issue and send ya the questions they did so you don't get your arse sued?
(I helped save b3ta! blah, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:29, archived)
# Thats it!
I knew i'd seen an "are you a bunny boiler" quiz somewhere else before!
(icedragon, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:27, archived)
# Do you think
Janine Butcher's suitor is being perfectly reasonable and can't understand why she doesn't want him?
(james, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:25, archived)
# Hey, rob
it seems you have opened up a world of hurt for some b3tans here... Wel done - heheheh.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:29, archived)
# I've got some cracking
blokes-are-gets stories if we want to start a new chain of pain....
(Amerella, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:36, archived)
# Not really bunny boiling but...
a mate of mine's ex-girlfriend registered his name on FriendsReunited and wrote some nasty stuff in the details bit. She also stole his pic from his 'real' page and made a few changes. mmm. Doesn't sound that funny know I've written it down.
(Dont_Shoot!, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 11:37, archived)