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# The scientific approach..
As the two skulls were found like this we can clearly see that they died while fighting over a banana... They both suffocated on the banana while trying to get an upper hand since there arms had been ripped off during a storm earlier that week and could not be used...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2001, 4:00, archived)
# Ah yes
but what does this tell us about the origins of mankind?

Discuss.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2001, 4:11, archived)
# hmm...
Mankind loves bananas...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2001, 4:16, archived)
# No wait..
The missing link between monkeys and humans is a banana.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2001, 4:21, archived)
# I like that
This would clearly explain the symbolism in the pic. Originally I thought these were two pre-human simians that struggled for a banana, died (possibly also due to this storm you mentioned) thus paving the way for homo sapiens to conquor the earth.

But as I say, the missing link explanation is much better, simply because it's so simple it has to be true.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2001, 4:39, archived)