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[challenge entry] 'Alzheimers? Is that like Kryptonite?'... Yes, Superman... It is.

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(, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 15:36, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 15:37, archived)
# hahaha
excellent
(, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 15:37, archived)
# well hallo there!

how goes it?
(, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 15:41, archived)
# alright - kind of
i've spent 2 hours this morning trapped in an automatic carwash :¬(

i've never used one in 10 years of driving, and after today, I never will
(, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 15:43, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)
# yeah yeah yeah
you may mock but...

ah fuck it. it is pretty funny now.
wasn't at the time though.
(, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)
# How on earth did you managed to get trapped in an automatic carwash?!
(, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)
# Left the windows down.
(, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 15:47, archived)
# the guy who went in before me was in a huge landrover thing and he crashed into one of the spinny things on his way out
then i went in, the first thing went over my car and stopped behind the back window.
the the brushes started spinning and then the whole thing just stopped.
i couldn't go forwards or backwards.

the guy in the landrover had knocked the brush part off its rails
or summat
(, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 15:49, archived)
# I bet that you were bored shitless!
No damage to your car?
(, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 15:52, archived)
# luckily no damage
but they wouldn't let me get out of the car
incase the machine started up
even though i pointed out that it was fucked and not going anywhere
i had to stay inside
AND i had taken the aerial so i couldn't listen to the radio
so i listened to the kings of leon over and over and over
(, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 15:58, archived)
# awww

*huggles*

that good luck will turn up soon q:

shame you couldn't come last night ):
(, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 15:47, archived)
# yes - it looks like my luck is changing
but not for the better :¬)

i nearly made it, i would have liked to go
(, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 15:50, archived)
# well
at least you know you got your money's worth.
(, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)
# i got my money back
and my car is still covered in muck
(, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)
# Do you know have a nice shiny silver car?
haha.... Sorry I'm not laughing at your mis-fortune...
(, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)
# no
i have to go and wash it by hand in a few min
(, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)
# We have hand car washes here that are super cheap :o)
Except I can't take my car, driving back from Bulgaria a lorry spewed oil all over it, and I mean 'all' over it... I'll have to wash it by hand before I take it to be washed!! :o(
(, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 15:52, archived)
# mine is parked under a tree
and it gets covered in sticky tree-spluff stuff

i have to wash it 2 times a week :¬(
(, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 15:54, archived)
# Cut down the tree!!
Or? In all seriuosness, you can get a car cover for £4 from halfords, they just go straight over and secure to the wheels :o)
(, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 15:56, archived)
# i'm moving soon
so it's not worth it
(, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 16:07, archived)
# What £4!!
hahaha!
(, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 16:14, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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carwash...
(, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)
# I'm glad my misfortune amuses you so much
:¬)
(, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 15:49, archived)
# It brings happy to my flu-soaked day
*Coughs a bit*
(, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 15:51, archived)
# Sorry mate
It made me laugh quite a lot aswell :¬D
(, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 16:29, archived)
# that is
the best story ever
(, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 17:08, archived)
# the skewed view on life
by leningrad


as always...!! q:
(, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 15:38, archived)
# =)
good shizzle!
(, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 15:38, archived)
# There's only one way to find out.
*attempts to board Superman while carrying liquids in hand luggage*
(, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 15:40, archived)
# Aww,
woo!
(, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 15:41, archived)
# haha
A delima many of us have faced, when flying in the sky under our own power for no explicable reason
(, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 16:03, archived)
# I like this
a lot
(, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 16:27, archived)
# I know I may be slightly biased but...
Seriously sweetie, that is fucking awesome. No girlfriend bias intended
(, Sun 15 Oct 2006, 17:02, archived)
# Sad and beautiful
Like, bittersweet like

Nice style, as always
(, Mon 16 Oct 2006, 13:29, archived)
# sheer phuqing genie-ass

congratulations
(, Tue 17 Oct 2006, 21:55, archived)
# hahaha.
awesome.
(, Wed 18 Oct 2006, 3:05, archived)
# this made me stop lurking
this is the funniest thing in the entire world.
(, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 4:44, archived)