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# AND I GUESS I NEVER TOLD YOU I'M SO HAPPY THAT YOU'RE MINE
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 7:49, archived)
# IF I MADE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU WERE SECOND BEST
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 7:51, archived)
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(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 8:10, archived)
# OPERATOR, OH WILL YOU HELP ME PLACE THIS CALL, THE NUMBER ON THIS PHONEBOOK IS OLD AND FADED
SHE'S LIVING IN LA, WITH MY OLD EX-BEST FRIEND RAY.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 7:51, archived)
# HELLO, IS IT ME YOU'RE LOOKING FOR?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 7:54, archived)
# OH MAYBALINE, WHY CANT YOU BE TRUE?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 7:57, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK IS A WONGERSCHLOT, WONGER WONGER WONGERSCHLOT?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 8:05, archived)
# I guy she said she knew well but sometimes hated
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 7:57, archived)
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What could be more grating than seeing your lover run-off with your best friend, except perhaps her once having hated the guy? Jim is slicing the irony real thick here.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 7:59, archived)