'THIS DOG NEEDS TO DIE, BY MY HANDS.'- Jerry Seinfeld, about one of his 'dates'.
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Wed 1 Nov 2006, 8:26,
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"I NEED YOU FUCKERS TO CHECK MY PROSTATE ON THE COMMERCIAL BREAK, THEN I WANT THAT ELAINE WOMAN TO GIVE ME ORAL PLEASEURES"-Frank Costanza.
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d d,
Wed 1 Nov 2006, 8:34,
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"I JUST DID A WET FART AND IT IS RUNNING DOWN MY INNER THIGH, CAN WE WORK THIS INTO THE SCRIPT SOMEHOW?"- That guy who is Georges boss, but not Steinbrenner
( gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Wed 1 Nov 2006, 8:39,
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Geoge has had like, three other bosses then Steinbenner.There was the realy indisive guy, that one guy at the real estate place who was a womanizer, and the other guy who was only shown twice and I hardly remember him.
( d d,
Wed 1 Nov 2006, 8:42,
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Maybe you can help me out.In that episode where the guy says to george "the ocean called, they're all out of shrimp" and george responds "the jerk store called, they're all out of you", and the guy responds "something something something, you're their best selling item", what is the something something something?
( gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Wed 1 Nov 2006, 8:44,
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HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS?REAL MEN USE THE SHIFT KEY.
( gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Wed 1 Nov 2006, 8:56,
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Real men type with hammers
AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now,
Wed 1 Nov 2006, 9:00,
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