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# I dressed as Darth Vader and scared the kids away
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:38, archived)
# Good for you
I hid in my room, I think I may employ JJ's beartrap idea for next year though!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:41, archived)
# The novelty wore off for Mrs Montoya when I refused to take it off for bed
She kept waking up to see darth vader snoring next to her.
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:44, archived)
# hhhhhgggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhh - puh
hgggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhh-puh


I can imagine how that would put you off!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:48, archived)
#
as Darth Vader in crotchless pants and peephole bra
scared the kids away poked my cock through the letterbox
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:43, archived)
# Damn, you've seen through my weak deception
They had it coming those little tarts!
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:45, archived)
# I only know because...
*dramatic pause*
I was that letterbox! *sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:47, archived)
# i thought it was unusually spacious and very well lubed
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:50, archived)
# WHAT?
you mean you didn't go in dry?


and you call yourself a man?!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)
# *steals for headline*
Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)