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# Why are pirates called Pirates?
First correct answer gets telepathic man love.

Joke learnt from a tramp
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:16, archived)
# cos they arrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:17, archived)
# *Bums Patrick Stewart Style*
(Dr. X or whatever they call him)
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:18, archived)
# Ah wheelchair love,
my favourite.



Bonsoir!
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:20, archived)
# The first recorded pirate crew....
..was formed by a maloderous group of first mates abandoned by their respective captains for their unfortunate tendancy to set things alight.
They initially called themselves the "Pyro-mates" but this was later shortened to pirates when they all fell out over a bottle of rum.
(I helped save b3ta! Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:21, archived)
# You had to go and
try and be clever, didn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:23, archived)
# well...
...yes.
*offers apology*
(I helped save b3ta! Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:25, archived)
# No apologies accepted.
...Trousers off...
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:27, archived)