how to eat steak with chopsticks:
1. Spear steak with chopstick to hold steady on plate.
2. Take other chopstick, insert end-on, almost all the way through steak.
3. Remove first chopstick.
4. Eat Meat lollipop. (not an innuendo)
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dieselmonkey,
Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:13,
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