AlsoIf we assume that a mere 1% of those 2 billion children (20 million) leave santa a mince pie and each mince pie averages only 100 calories, 3500 calories equating to 1 pound in body fat, that's 5714285 pounds, or 2,592 metric tons gained in one single night. No wonder he's a fat fucker.
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