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# i hit a dog.
i sat in my car and started crying.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:24, archived)
# MAKE SURE YOU DRINK LOTS OF WATER.
Crying for a week can dehydrate you.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:25, archived)
# and flood small towns
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:27, archived)
# i wasnt gone from the late shift that long was I?
i showed up earlier in the day this week.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:28, archived)
# I don't get a chance to look that early unless I am at home.
Now that I have looked, I would like to compliment you on sheening every motherfucker's post. That shit needs to happen more often. WHEN I AM AROUND TO ENJOY IT.

PLEASE EMAIL ME TO CHECK IF IT IS ALRIGHT TO POST IN THE FUTURE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:31, archived)
# we're buddies, yo.
we chill late at night and type and make funny pictures and hold the shift key until our pinkies hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:33, archived)
# MY PINKIES NEVER HURT. ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT I AM NOT A REAL MAN?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:16, archived)