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# There are flower petals
and then there are beef curtains.

The world is wide enough for both.

And I think he was asking about the Kojak joke. My guess would be that Kojak looks like a penis and thus choking resembles the stroking of a penis by grasping in a manner that gives the appearance of choking said member.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 18:05, archived)
# There are ugly testicles and there are.....
tee hee. Girls win.

:D Sorry, I couldn't help myself.

Right, I am offski to band practice. Buh bye, peoples of the Earth.

(pachey is a SHE)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 18:06, archived)
# Testicles are lovely!!!
ok, not ALL of them - but that's the same for everything
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 18:07, archived)
# This
most women are too in love with themselves to truely appreciate male beauty. Hairy backs and testicles FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 18:08, archived)
# I like hairy backs
Reminds me of gorillas. In a sexy way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 18:09, archived)
# Testicles are..... functional.
In most cases.

But not pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 18:08, archived)
# I disagree.
What happens now?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 18:09, archived)
# One of us must die.
And it can't be me, I've got to cook dinner later.

edit: and anyway, I'm offski. Much love to all, and especially much love to Mister Dixon and his very pretty testicles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 18:10, archived)
# It can't be me either
I've got to entertain my lovely bloke later and he won't half be cross if I'm dead

edit: bye!!! *left mwah* *right mwah*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 18:11, archived)