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# If you don't like Dungbeetles
try one of those false scorpion beetles instead. A few years back one walked through me parents living room while we were watching telly; fecking shit it.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Yarg =/
I was once woken up by a Rhino beetle flying about my tent and then hitting me square in the face.

Never before have I run so far or so fast in my boxers
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 9:44, archived)
# One of those giant moths got in me bedroom once
Woke me up by bouncing off me head. I woke up and saw what I thought was a bird flying around. I baseball batted him into a wall, fecking wake me up at 1am, giant light-wanting twattage.
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 9:48, archived)
# Jeeze, where the hell do you live?
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 9:50, archived)
# Swansea
We only have one phone box every 15 miles, what do you expect?
(, Thu 15 Feb 2007, 9:52, archived)