that was the fault of jewish conspiratorsthey were always sneaking up and spraying it on him when he wasn't looking
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?,
Sat 5 May 2007, 20:56,
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Well he didn't like custard!
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 5 May 2007, 21:10,
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