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# Is heineken nice then?
I'm pretty new on the beer scene. So far I've had Carlsberg and Strongbow.

Carlsberg tastes like dilute carbonated piss.
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Carlsberg tastes like what it is.
Dilute carbonated piss.

Strongbow isn't a beer anyway, but it tastes worse. If you want nice beer try a real ale. Makes your shit really stink as well.
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# try bitters, ales and porters
lager is shit
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Heineken Export
Is the selected drink of those who require more than the pissy fermentation known as Fosters or Carlsberg, and want something with more class than a pint of Wife Beater.

At other time, drink Ale. Its good for you.*

(*Fact)
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:50, archived)
# Drink Guinness.
Guinness.
Gives you shits.

Real ale is the daddy.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:53, archived)
# strongbow is not beer.
it's imitation apple juice
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 8 May 2007, 16:50, archived)
#
With concentrated juice of rejected pears.

Gahhhhhh - Tis GRIM
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# It's all
piss apart from Stella and Kronenbourg.

I should know. I've been drunker longer than any of these whippersnappers.
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