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# Normally the addition of 'Gaping lube-encrusted'
adds 5 gross points to a sentence.

like 'Last night I beat Jo Brand to death with a 14 inch vibrator before jaming my love muscle into her gaping lube-encrusted semi-necrotic face.'
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 18 May 2007, 15:43, archived)
# bloody hell
*hates self for laughing out loud*

Damn it! Everyones looking now...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 May 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Hahaha
Jo brand scares me.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 18 May 2007, 15:46, archived)
# *spluffs*
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Fri 18 May 2007, 15:47, archived)