
Wear a poncho, grow a big hippy 'fro, carry a stick and shout at people for leaving carbon footprints when they fart.
Then inform them that you store your farts in recyclable paper bags so they can be used as floatation devices when the melting ice caps flood the city
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Mon 21 May 2007, 14:14,
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Then inform them that you store your farts in recyclable paper bags so they can be used as floatation devices when the melting ice caps flood the city