b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 7230961 (Thread)

# They worrying thing is
You don't have a cat!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:46, archived)
# Or functioning vocal chords to laugh with!
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:55, archived)
# And none of us exist!
Were are creations of the over active imagination of a flange monkey in a West Byfleet service station.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:00, archived)
# "But the flange monkey is a dead give away, isn't it?
It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't though of that" and promply vanishes in a puff of logic.
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:09, archived)
# 'not again'
You ever hear DNA's biscuit thief story? It's funnier when he tells it as it happened to him rather than when it's mentioned in the Long dark tea time of the soul.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:12, archived)
# Mwahaha, ninja edit strikes!
Yeah sorry, haven't read them for a few years and forgot that bit

also had to google to get the quote right, my memory is shitty
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:13, archived)
# No, but it sounds like my kind of thing
might go hunt for it
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:19, archived)