*rapes world's youngest performing seal*
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Thu 31 May 2007, 10:26,
archived)
*locks up in world's smallest prison*
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now,
Thu 31 May 2007, 10:29,
archived)
*gets cramp*
*pleads for release*
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Thu 31 May 2007, 10:39,
archived)