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# SHOOT HIM IN HEAD
I use his ribs to make the toasty rack, yes?
(, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 10:06, archived)
# *clamps onto heavily-armed and helpful orca*
*obliterates goons*
*hops off at nearby patch of sand*

Now it's between you and me Mr. Panama Hat!
(, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 10:10, archived)
# *grabs ivory gun*
I SHOOT YOU FROM MY SPEEDYBOAT


nnnnNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN (that's my engine)
(, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 10:11, archived)
# RAAAAAAAAAGH
*reaches for far end of the board*
*misses*
*features in close shot showing terrible flesh-wound*
*reaches again*
*drowns*
*features in long shot of fraggle parcel floating away*
(, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 10:16, archived)
# *crashes into an island*
Ah, this bad....
(, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)
# *fin*
:)
(, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 10:28, archived)