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# Tomato Offers Anal Pleasure
Toads Open Arctic Paradise?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Turtle Opera Acquires Patron
AHhahahaha...AHhHAHAHAHHAha...AHHAHAHAha..ahha!
(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Tonsil Operation Alters Penis
beat that one! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:22, archived)
# ...fuck...I think you win.
You have bested me sir, I offer my father as a prize.

(Be gentle, he's just had his prolapse re-jigged)
(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:24, archived)
# i accept your father,
although i am not a sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:28, archived)
# ..now, you're just being silly.
Hint: If you tickle his beard he'll purr like a lama.
(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# tickles are fun
beards less so.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Ahhhaha...looky..
dpkgi.free.fr/files/lama.jpg
(Mr Ree AnthRopoMorphiC, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)
# i can look,
but that fecking llama can't, it's wearing a furry sleep-mask!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)