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# Le canard est dans le jarden.
LE CANARD.....EST DANS........LE JARDEN!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# dans le jardin?
/foreign language pedantry

And it was supposed to be espagnol ;)
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)
# I have no time for spelling.
CANT YOU SEE IM VERY BUSY AND IMPORTANT.

YOU CAN TELL BECAUSE OF HOW LOUD I AM.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:44, archived)
# quick! use a laptop on a train and talk loudly to a work colleage over the mobile about the spreadsheet you are using
nothing is more busy and important than that!

100% fact
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)
# hahahaha
That there is the number one annoying thing about trains. I sat next to one coming back from leeds a few weeks back.
Everyone was giving him angry looks but the smug bastard ignored them all and carried on.
Eventually a nice lady came along and told him to shut the fuck up.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Chucking the phone out the window would help
Or would you get fined for littering?
(Abuscruffy, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:54, archived)
# yay for nice ladies who say
"excuse me please sir, would you mind SHUTTING THE FUCKING FUCK UP BEFORE I RIP YOUR FUCKING SPINE OUT AND HANG YOU WITH IT THEN BURN THE FUCKING WORTHLESS CORPSE, thank you very much :D"

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:05, archived)
# this.
but he has to be using one of those bluetooth earpiece things.
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)
# there's only one thing that can defeat these people
have the very very latest laptop from japan the size of a pea that somehow manages to have a 30" screen (using crazy japanese SCIENCE) and of course a stereo bluetooth headset and brag how the company buys you the latest model every week

this'll deflate those bastards

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 15:08, archived)