Forget that!
Realmen mow the lawn by capturing a rhino and let it graze on your garden.
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cooler_king That's no moon!,
Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:22,
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I was about to say real men also mow with hammers
but it takes more than hammers to top a rhino
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now,
Tue 19 Jun 2007, 16:24,
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