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# i don't hate freedom
it makes bondage seem much naughtier
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)
# I covet your large amounts of cheesecake
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)
# covet away
it's got blueberries


/allergic to strawberries
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:09, archived)
# christ...
that's fucking tempting.

How far from Oxford are you?* I have a car and can be most places in the UK by the end of today.**



* just kidding, I'm not a mad stalker
**I could be at one place, taken from most places in the UK, I could not be simultaneously at most places in the UK. That would be mad.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)
# stalkers are fun
just go right up to them, say "mmm, cheese" and walk away. they tend to leave you alone after that.


oxford is very far from liverpool
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:30, archived)