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# Woo!
does she have 2 fannies?
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:05, archived)
# Yes
And one of them is poisonous
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:06, archived)
# And one of them tells the truth...
And one of them always lies....
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:07, archived)
# Story I heard from an elderly lady in Croatia:
A local farmer had a big cherry tree and kept getting his cherries pinched in the night. He put up a big sign that said, "I have poisoned one of these cherries and only I know which one".

Next morning someone had written underneath "I have poisoned one too, and only *I* know which one".
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Hmm.. could be risky
how many bumholes?
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:08, archived)
# one cavernous one that looks a bit like a harelip sufferer's upper palate
*readies self*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)
# Alright, alright - that's enough....
meh

Edit: You just had to, didn't you?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:13, archived)
# \o/
hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:13, archived)
# *mwah*
Dixon, I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:14, archived)
# *giggles*
oh Mr Gruntfuttock you do say the sweetest things

*fans self*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Hahaha!
Winnar!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:15, archived)
# these must be forming quite a pile now :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Don't give him any more ammunition, please
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:15, archived)
# That's almost Award © worthy, young man
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:09, archived)