Stick it in your butt, then when they ask you where it is,
say you 'anal-ised' it and raise your eyebrows a few times.
If you don't pass, sue the fuckers for misleading you into sticking things up your butt.
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Sun 8 Jul 2007, 8:31,
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