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# other hand, obviously.

but i don't have time to explain the plot of Evil Dead II, by DVD player seems to have decided to jam on repeating the penultimate chapter of Die Hard II, and i need to take a hammer to it.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 2:04, archived)
# Evil dead...
*memories of trees raping girls stranded in forests on their own watched from the comfort of a totally wankered stupor*
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 2:15, archived)
# and then they threw you out of the cinema.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 2:31, archived)
# How did you know?!
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:15, archived)
# i got removed from a showing of "Phantom Menace" for being drunk.
they only noticed when i fell asleep and started snoring.

I thought i was giving an accurate review of the film.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:32, archived)