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Seams! and TOAP! With this crap monsewer I am really spoiling you

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:48, archived)

"you shouldnt have used me to cut yourself then moron"

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Cae1, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:49, archived)

i've got some fake wrist-slit prosthetics somewhere,

but i couldn't find them.

so i took the easy way.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:51, archived)

I'm glad you remembered that it's not across the hall

but..oh bugger it's too late to remember emo rhymes.

(LandmineCat 's board sig, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:59, archived)

best method is actually across

with a chainsaw.

but only if your hand is possessed, obviously.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 2:00, archived)

If your hand was possessed I think it would miss the wrist altogether

and just go straight for the jugular.

(LandmineCat 's board sig, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 2:01, archived)

other hand, obviously.

but i don't have time to explain the plot of Evil Dead II, by DVD player seems to have decided to jam on repeating the penultimate chapter of Die Hard II, and i need to take a hammer to it.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 2:04, archived)

Evil dead...

*memories of trees raping girls stranded in forests on their own watched from the comfort of a totally wankered stupor*

(LandmineCat 's board sig, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 2:15, archived)

and then they threw you out of the cinema.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 2:31, archived)

How did you know?!

(LandmineCat 's board sig, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:15, archived)

i got removed from a showing of "Phantom Menace" for being drunk.

they only noticed when i fell asleep and started snoring.

I thought i was giving an accurate review of the film.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 3:32, archived)

Arf!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:51, archived)

guess what thats for....

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:52, archived)

IDK MY BFF?

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:55, archived)

eh?

no... the book you silly monkey.

a better version, probably done when i'm not pissed, doped up and covered with blood.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:59, archived)

Yes, I figured so, just meme'o'the'month'ing.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 2:00, archived)

*not my blood. saw some fucker with an iphone passing my window :)

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 2:01, archived)

you did all that damage with the blunt end?

kudos.....

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:52, archived)

nit-picky as ever.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:55, archived)

I think you will find the word is

Pedantic.

:-)

and thank you, i do try.

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 1:58, archived)

shh!

you nearly typed his name. beware the summoning.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 2:02, archived)

oh he's not awake this time of night

at least not unless he lurks in case of the summoning....

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 2:04, archived)

i don't think he'll be sleeping for a few months

not with a new sprog.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 2:06, archived)

arf.

that's a very cheap Stanley knife. When you lot finally drive me to slit my wrists I'll have the decency to do it with a proper Stanley, heavy duty Titan ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 2:13, archived)

for delicate work, i recommend the Stanley Craft Knives.

but a sharpened chisel can do wonders too, as my sister found out when she annoyed me once when I was 10.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 2:29, archived)