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# Dance!
Dancing penis on the moon.

Edit: I wrote a children's story.

This is Franklin Fallis. 'Hullo.' Said Franklin
Franklin was selected for a trip.
It was a very special trip, because Franklin is a moonstronaut. 'Hot piss!' Said Franklin.
Franklin got in his special spacesuit, and strapped into his space ship.

When Franklin got to the moon he had to talk the Peninian public. 'Um..' Said Franklin. 'Hullo.'
But Franklin wasn't a good public speaker, so he did what he could do best.

He danced the Knuckle Shuffle.
THE END!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:28, archived)