Let's have a think...Dog cons: Leave a greasy substance on your hands when stroked.
Fart fucking constantly.
Generally as thick as two short planks
Smell, especially when wet.
Can be annoyingly clingy and hyperactive.
Lick their genitals obsessively.
Cat cons: Generally only like you when they want something.
Will eat you when you drop dead.
Prone to random claw based wolverine style berserker attacks.
I declare cats the master race.
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Fart fucking constantly.
Generally as thick as two short planks
Smell, especially when wet.
Can be annoyingly clingy and hyperactive.
Lick their genitals obsessively.
Cat cons: Generally only like you when they want something.
Will eat you when you drop dead.
Prone to random claw based wolverine style berserker attacks.
I declare cats the master race.