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# I'm Rissing my cock off here
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:35, archived)
# yep, this
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:37, archived)
# well then click the bit that says RIS?
/isclearlyafuckingrocketscientistblog
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:38, archived)
# and put your cock back on
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Detachable penis!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:40, archived)
# I read it
and i'm still RIS-ing
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:40, archived)
# hahaha
why is 'socks' preferrable to 'cookie' for fucks sake?
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:41, archived)
# ^this
they were banging on on the radio this morning that 'cookie' has a dirty hidden meaning or something

huh?
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:41, archived)
# riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:44, archived)
# seriously
it must be the 6yr olds' word for cunt or something
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:46, archived)
# hmmm
actually, you might have a point
but if we have to avoid innocuous words like that just in case then we might as well start talking in doublespeak now
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:48, archived)
# haha
"I was stroking it for a good ten minutes then all of a sudden I cookie'd, right in here eye!"
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:44, archived)
# That's what i wondered, fair enough if the poll cme back with the top reply being fuckchops it'd be understandable.
i think the REAL question here is what have the BBC got against cookies?
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:43, archived)
# and now over to simon groom to tell us all about fuckchops' visit tothe vet
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:45, archived)
# aaaaaw look at little fuckchops, he's settling in very well to the blue peter garden.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:47, archived)
# FUCK
(, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:51, archived)