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King Satsuma
King Satsuma was born in 1484, to King Flower Fart and Queen Hinackers. His life as a child was pleasant and full of cream, he had all that he wanted in the world and also in the inter-dimensional world too. His mum ran off with a Donkey to the land of Crimp, where she became a world class fanny ping pong champion. His father went on happily with his life, living it up with as many hoe’s and bitch as he could (He had a thing for garden tools and female dogs), King Flower Fart died at the age of 99 to the power of 10. King Satsuma became king at the age of Wednesday, he was a fair king, who ruled if a mighty dildo (that was rumoured to be 10 foot long). He took a wife, we don’t know who’s wife and from the records neither did he, they were happy together. They ended up having 7 ½ children (the Queen got hungry one night and ate the legs of her least favourite son), during this time many sheep were sodamised by many people. King Satsuma died and took all his family with him, he was that kind of guy, the kingdom was then ruled by a Toad and a Bee, their offspring continue to rule to this day.
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King Satsuma
King Satsuma was born in 1484, to King Flower Fart and Queen Hinackers. His life as a child was pleasant and full of cream, he had all that he wanted in the world and also in the inter-dimensional world too. His mum ran off with a Donkey to the land of Crimp, where she became a world class fanny ping pong champion. His father went on happily with his life, living it up with as many hoe’s and bitch as he could (He had a thing for garden tools and female dogs), King Flower Fart died at the age of 99 to the power of 10. King Satsuma became king at the age of Wednesday, he was a fair king, who ruled if a mighty dildo (that was rumoured to be 10 foot long). He took a wife, we don’t know who’s wife and from the records neither did he, they were happy together. They ended up having 7 ½ children (the Queen got hungry one night and ate the legs of her least favourite son), during this time many sheep were sodamised by many people. King Satsuma died and took all his family with him, he was that kind of guy, the kingdom was then ruled by a Toad and a Bee, their offspring continue to rule to this day.

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