My ex-girlfriend had a serious crushon the lead singer of this terrible local band. This is what I told her to do:
If you see this woman out with her girlfriend, approach the two of them, and ask the GIRLFRIEND, 'Excuse me, would you like to dance?'
When the girlfriend said 'Yeah,' my ex responded, 'Could you go over there and dance while I talk to HER?'
Last I heard, Lead Singer Person and Ex Girlfriend Person were still living together. So I guess it turns out I'm NOT the worst guy she's ever dated.
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If you see this woman out with her girlfriend, approach the two of them, and ask the GIRLFRIEND, 'Excuse me, would you like to dance?'
When the girlfriend said 'Yeah,' my ex responded, 'Could you go over there and dance while I talk to HER?'
Last I heard, Lead Singer Person and Ex Girlfriend Person were still living together. So I guess it turns out I'm NOT the worst guy she's ever dated.