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# Strawberry-robot...

i don't know why.

sadly, i was stone cold sober when i drew this.
my brain just works that way...
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:05, archived)
# STRAWBOT!
Also: hello sexy :)
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:06, archived)
# ^_^
yes, i am teh secks.
this is why i get all the ladeez.*





*this may be a lie. :(
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:08, archived)
# I'm sure it's true :)
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:09, archived)
# nope.
there is this girl i am absolutely in love with...

who i can't seem to talk to...even when she randomly comes over and humps me...as a joke of course...

i think she knows i am totally twitterpated...

the only reason she remembers my name is because she knew my friend Knickie before she knew me...

: (

*goes emo*
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:12, archived)
# grab her the next time you see her.
say "call me. i want you.", hand her your number and exit.
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:16, archived)
# hahaha
i wish i were that smooth.

sadly, rumour has it she has a girlfriend....
if i had flirting skillz (note i spelled it with a z to emphasize the importance)
i would totally remedy that.

(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:18, archived)
# next time you see her drunk just say "I know you are drunk and I plan to take full advantage of that fact"
And that kiddies is the story of how I got with my current wifey.
/fact.
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:20, archived)
# hahaha
yeah...i always think of clever things to say
when its too late...
i just get nervous around her because she is way
too hot to even talk to me...yet she does anyway.

it confuzzles me.
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:25, archived)
# Use your l33t art skills to pull her,
You could draw her a rather poor drawing and when she asks who are these people suppposed to be. Say "That is me going down on you, want me to show you how I do these?"
Looks heaps better with a model etc etc..
Meh, crap advice I know. But that is what b3ta is for.
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:30, archived)
# heh...
i think it is great advice...
because when i see her next, i will think of all
the things you told me to say and laugh and
that will make me feel less nervous!
^_^

(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:33, archived)
# NOW
THATS ART!!!
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:36, archived)
# You could always go with "My friend wants to know if you like me"
if all else fails.
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:41, archived)
# Reminds me of...
KENT: wot posh girls have between their legs...
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 6:58, archived)
# My ex-girlfriend had a serious crush
on the lead singer of this terrible local band. This is what I told her to do:

If you see this woman out with her girlfriend, approach the two of them, and ask the GIRLFRIEND, "Excuse me, would you like to dance?"

When the girlfriend said "Yeah," my ex responded, "Could you go over there and dance while I talk to HER?"

Last I heard, Lead Singer Person and Ex Girlfriend Person were still living together. So I guess it turns out I'm NOT the worst guy she's ever dated.
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 7:14, archived)
# Ever the romantic, eh =]
I shall probably piss off to sleep now, my parents won't shout at me unless I insist on staying in bed, and if I go to sleep any later, I'll still be awake to do some work, and we can't have that now, can we!

Good luck to you foof, I'm sure these lovely lovely people can help give you smooooooth talking advice, particularly after Nips' display of chat up skills =]
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:25, archived)
# Night spiky type of fruit guy!
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:26, archived)
# i had some shyness when i was younger.
later on i puzzled out that pretty much everyone is insecure or shy in some way and that the people who get what/who they want are those who abandon a good part of their shame/fear and just ask for what they want.

if she is taken, oh well. at least you gave it a shot.
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:22, archived)
# see...
i figure...if i keep subtly plugging away,
the situation could remedy herself....if
what i hear about her is true, it probably
won't last anyway ^_-

yes, i realize this means i'm totally setting myself up
for heartache...and i'm ok with that, ^_^
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:26, archived)
# heartache sucks when you're mired in it.
but it's pretty much mandatory as part of the maturing process.

better to regret something you tried for than to regret something you never really attempted.
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:30, archived)
# EMERGENCY CRAP EMO TIME!!!!
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:17, archived)
# I saw that earlier.
I thought it was a bit shitty of you actually.
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:20, archived)
# I thought it was a bit shitty of myself too.
But sometimes you just got to get things out of your system.
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:21, archived)
# Awwwww
She doesn't know what she's missing :)
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:21, archived)
# ^_^
*cyberhugs*
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:27, archived)
# SOMEHOW I DO NOT TRUST THIS MACHINE
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:09, archived)
# I would trust it with my life
Even though I have eaten some strawberry jam today.

But I'm sure it wouldn't hold a grudge.

Not with a mega-death cannon like that, nosiree bob
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:12, archived)
# PRESERVE(R) OF LIFE
Very nice =]
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:11, archived)
# seedy little red bastard!
i picked wild strawberries while i was naked this summer. they were good.

oh, and:Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

i saw your pic and mangled it. abandon yarn! succumb to snarn!
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:12, archived)
# hehehe
naked makes everything better,

FACT
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:13, archived)
# so does wildness.
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:17, archived)
# I <3 snarncat.
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:21, archived)
# There is no other possible way to feel about snarncat
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:22, archived)
# even swiping the green snarncat made me a better person.
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:24, archived)
# the question is
Does it shoot jam, or just strawberry-flavored lasers?
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:12, archived)
# actually, oddly enough
the lazors taste like raspberry.

i like to call them "Razors"



/emo
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:14, archived)
# /emo or maybe you are just /Japanese?
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:18, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:19, archived)
# I like the idea of "just" strawberry flavoured lasers.
As if it's the kind of thing you can get from a local shop, rather than a giant robotic walking strawberry.

I would like to visit this world.
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:15, archived)
# DAMN SCIENTISTS.
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:13, archived)
# THEM AND THEIR FUCKING SCIENCE!!!
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:19, archived)
# FOR NO APPARENT REASON...
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:28, archived)
# the board kiwis are going to cut you.
not to mention the antarcticans.
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:32, archived)
# GLOBAL WARMING IN ACTION
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:34, archived)
# NEED MORE: GLOBAL SNARNING.
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:35, archived)
# SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARN
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:41, archived)
# YOU ALSO FORGOT TASMANIA
EVERYONE FORGETS TASMANIA.
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:40, archived)
# WE'RE ALL GOING TO NUDE SCHOOL!
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:48, archived)
# I'd forgotten the bits with the pigs' feet.
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:55, archived)
# uh-huh!
uh-huh!
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 5:02, archived)
# NOW DON'T JUST STAND THERE BEING PLACID
GET INTO SOME PSYCHOPATHIC ACID

I never realised til now that that song was a cover - albeit with new verses and arrangement!
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 5:05, archived)
# That goes really well with your house animation down there.
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 5:13, archived)
# ahhhahhahah!
 
You're so right..
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 5:15, archived)
# tv used to better before it started taking itself seriously.
OBEY!
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 5:22, archived)
# I have to admit, that was a pretty cool piece of tv.
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 5:26, archived)
# I WENT TO NUDE SCHOOL.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY EVERYONE THINKS IT IS SO FUNNY.
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 5:10, archived)
# the devil never forgets it.
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:55, archived)
# AAU
*looks for thick creambots*
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:21, archived)
# OVER HERE MR!
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:22, archived)
# Thick with a boat, does not quite match that.
Even if you can be milked.
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:28, archived)
# damn.
*cuts aluminium boat into tiny pieces*

*rivets together as robot costume*

HUZAH!!!
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:32, archived)
# YUMP! YUMP!
 
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:49, archived)
# holy crap!
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:57, archived)
# Yoiks!
That's not Lupis, it's St. Vitas Dance!
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:59, archived)
# FUCK YES
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 5:00, archived)
# YUMP!
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 5:06, archived)
# YUB
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 5:14, archived)
# ...you're...
...$!cK.
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 5:57, archived)
# YUMP!
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 6:01, archived)
# YUB
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 6:06, archived)
# My first time on /board in a Looong time and this is the first thing I see.
*Awards you big happy Hugs*
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 4:55, archived)