There's no way
You could surf upstream that fast, and in such a relaxed manner.
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GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger),
Sun 9 Feb 2003, 16:25,
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Oh, Mr.SuperSurferSmiley
but my doggy is so cool, he has super doggy powers! (Dancing and er... hiding things, if you want to know)
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Bob McCow,
Sun 9 Feb 2003, 16:26,
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